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chefboyardiva: are u feeling it now mr. krabs
wemarchalone: “Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“ “BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH” “Excuse me Jimmy wha-“ “BLAWUHALSJAULBAW” THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
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its-a-bingo:

i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed 

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snorlaxatives:

fun prank: go to olive garden and replace all the parmesan dispensers with cocaine 

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dylansindelar: crazyrodeogirl: cryptidsandoddities: In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s). Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage. A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said. I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article Don’t care if it’s real, I love it. well that’s fucking creepy
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Cosmo Tip #455

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

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fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: alternianpride: risamai: the-real-inu-girl: This is probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time And then you notice the bear rug has 3 eyes This is still probably the most normal thing that I’ve seen on Adventure Time. This still getting notes I s2g